the pair of underwear i had signed by the cast of Supernatural and the responses it elicited from each of them:
Jensen: “what brand are these? i’m not familiar. not that i should be familiar with ladies’ underwear, but that’s probably best.”
Matt: “i feel like i need to make an announcement.”
Misha: “thank you so much for this golden opportunity.”
Sebastian: “these are quite sexy! i rather like them plain like this. are you going to be wearing them later?”
Mark: “you’re bloody joking. well go on, hold these while i sign the ass. this is my space.”
Jared: *30 seconds of unrestrained giggling*
wake up america
I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE OR THING I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.
Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them
Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.
Id fucks with it
WANT! NEED! YES!
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Things that will make you go blind
Misha Taking off his shirt:
Misha with long blonde hair
Misha having hips that don’t fucking lie
Misha being inappropriate in public
Misha Collins being inappropriate on screen
Misha Collins wearing this outfit
And this one
Castiel being a cute, untrusting, squinty angel butt
Misha Collins shipping it so fucking hard
And having the bluest blue to ever blue
Basically don’t ever look at Misha Collins. It’s a trap.